The Incorporated States of Peregrini Optimisti is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 235 million Peregrini Optimistians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Peregrini Optimistian economy, worth 5.03 trillion Оптимістичний Доларs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,424 Оптимістичний Доларs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, diminutive Peregrini Optimistian generals are feared for their aggressiveness, and interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBPO Governor goes house hunting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peregrini Optimisti's national animal is the Соловей, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Peregrini Optimisti is ranked 66,723^rd in the world and 137^th in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 461.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.